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about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but
there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg
15 hour adventure starting now
9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i repeat, crack on the egg
what if it’s really not a baby and it’s a turd
WELL WE GON FIND OUT
hour 23 WHAT THE FUFCK IS THAT
THE EGG CONTAINED SOME KIND OF ELDRITCH MONSTROSITY THAT IS NOT A BABY ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT
I JUST WENT AHEAD AND TOOK IT APART
OH
HOLY PISSING HELL
MY CHILD
lol
(via hungry-bellies)
Didn’t See That Coming of the Day: Escalator Goes in Reverse
Yesterday morning, absolute chaos unfolded on one of the escalators at a PATH station in Jersey City, NJ, when the machine suddenly reversed direction against the full load of passengers trying to get to street level. Luckily, only five commuters were treated for mostly minor injuries, including three who were transported to nearby hospitals for treatment.
North Koreans Using Homophone to Make Fun of Kim Jung Un’s Birthday
It’s Kim Jung Un’s 30th birthday today, or an extra burdensome day for millions of North Koreans who will be expected to smile, clap hands and she those tears of joy. But on a slightly brighter side, North Koreans have apparently found a way to poke fun at the dear leader with his date of birth January 8 (pronounced “il-pal” or “sippal”), which happens to be a homophone for the Korean swear word “f@#king” (pronounced “sippal”). According to Korean news agencies with sources inside the totalitarian regime, referring to Kim’s birthday as the “f@#king birthday celebrations” has become sort of a trend among the discontent in Pyongyang. Like that one saying goes, “there ain’t no party like a Pyongyang party, ‘cause a Pyongyang party is absolutely mandatory.”
Parody News of the Day: Apple’s Solution to iOS6 Map Glitches
The latest news from the folks over at The Onion:Apple is working hard to move streets, buildings, and natural features of the Earth itself to be consistent with their heavily criticized Maps software.
Fan Art of the Day: Mario Warfare (Part I)
Beat Down Boogie presents a new Super Mario-inspired web series titled “Mario Warfare,” featuring a live action take on the classic Nintendo game complete with military weaponry.
Webcomic of the Day
From Extra Fabulous Comics:
Toad later overdosed on sleeping pills in the quiet of his home. Mario was last seen by Wario, who stated, “He just came and sat at the edge of my bed in the middle of the night, I awoke to him drunkenly sobbing about it all being a joke. He said ‘Mia forgive me’, left, and I never saw him again.” Princess Peach hasn’t talked since the incident, and has shirked her duties as ruler as well, opting to be alone in her highest tower. Bowser has declared a respite from his war on the mushroom kingdom.
